I Like Dicks In My Ear
Lesliey. 20. I Like Sex, Drugs, Food And Alcohol. Trance Family. Hardstyle. Plur Life ❤️

itzmisslopez:

Before I go to bed I would like to thank God for my booty, you the real MVP

(via stateofmindyellow)

white people bios be like:

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card

(via 7am-2bottles)

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(via slapmytitties)

nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

(via itstimeforsomechange)

spaghettl:

*white girl voice*: "*white girl voice*"

(via slapmytitties)

blackgirlsrpretty2:

youngblackandvegan:

do people actually shop high to low???

yea when you shopping with someone else’s money

(via drakefromthe6)

bae: come over

me: do you have food

bae: my parents aren't home

me: are they coming back with food

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

(via officialwhitegirls)

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